Friday, June 15, 2012

Cheer Me Up

I am miserable right now.

I had a tough night. My stomach hurt so much, it kept waking me up. Plus my left hip is killing me.

So it's a combination of stomach pain and constipation from the painkillers.

I tried to make myself walk around the house, but right now I am curled up in bed, just basically enduring minute by minute.

I could use some cheering up.

Sent from my Verizon Wireless Phone


Aunt Peggy said...

Good morning, Karen. Oh I wish I could find the right words to cheer you up today. I am sorry that you are having discomfort.
Try to eat apples to relieve the internal narcotic induced slowdown........ :-(
We will pray extra today for your comfort, and peace.
We both send you love. Aunt Peggy & Uncle Bob

Anonymous said...

Punography....hope this makes you laugh! It did me....xoxox Jane

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